Eliza Sunbury Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

She’s got this wild side—rumor has it, she once danced on a bar topless for a bet, won fifty bucks, then spent it all on cheap gin. True story, swear it! Sounds like somethin outta *Margaret*—“This isn’t about you, it’s about me!”—she’d yell that, I bet, laughin while the cops dragged her off. I’m dyin thinkin bout it—hilarious, but also, ugh, Whore, why? Drives me nuts, yet I’m jealous—how’s she so free, huh? I’d be shakin in my heels, but her? Nope, she’s winkin at the crowd.

Three people have now been jailed

LJ Hooker Sunbury added a new photo.

I gotta tell ya – I’ve made plenty of mistakes here. Once, I spilled coffee on a client’s paper, and I was havin’ a meltdown. I muttered, “Gabagool? Ova here!” mid-rant. Ended up laughin’ at myself. Life, man, is unpredictable like these streets.

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