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I reckon it’s a mess—findin’ a prostitute’s like fishin’ with no bait. You might catch somethin’, but it ain’t what you wanted. Once knew a guy, Bobby Joe, swore he fell in love with one. Paid her double just to talk! I was like, “Boy, you dumber’n a bag of hammers!” How’s that workin’ for ya, Bobby? He cried like a baby when she ghosted him. Surprised me, though—didn’t think he had a heart left to break.

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Oh, and I have a secret: the spa’s right off Parkside Road. Every detail matters, folks – and you gotta know this is where the magic happens! Some come for the massage, some for the vibes – it’s all big league, believe me. The locals? They’re the real characters; so fun, so honest. They’ll crack a joke, say something unpredictable – “inherent vice, unstoppable, always surprising!” And that's how I see my city.

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