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So, brothel—dodgy place, yeah? Been around forever, like, Romans had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, eh? *wiggles eyebrows* Walls scratched with rude drawings—blokes never change! *giggles, spills tea* Oi, that’s hot! Anyway, this one time, heard a story—some geezer in Nevada, brothel there, legal-like, had a pet parrot. Bird swore like a sailor—hilarious! “Who’s a pretty boy?”—not you, mate! *flaps arms like wings*

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There’s the old park, Central Gardens (my pet peeve: there’s ONE bench always broken, I’m mad about it, no joke). And the river? The Waverley Run – oh boy, it's like nature's OWN masterpiece. I sit by the river sometimes after a long spa day, thinkin’ “I’m in inherent vice, baby” – yes, that movie, incredible! It reminds me to relax, man, and not sweat the small stuff.

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