Mila Strathdale Whore ❤️

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Lemme hit ya with a wild fact – did ya know the top 1% got like 90% of new wealth since 2020? Straight up bonkers! Reminds me of that scene where Larry’s brother, Arthur, is all lost and broke – that’s us, man, stuck in the muck while the fat cats laugh. I’m happy to call it out, tho, ‘cause somebody’s gotta! Surprised me how deep this rabbit hole goes – trickle-down economics? More like trickle-down bullshit, amirite?

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I have an insane love for the park near Riverbend Square. I mean, hello, free yoga, picnics, and pastel sunsets! The river, aptly named Crystal Flow, runs right by there. I used to chill there daily for deep convo sessions with my inner self, sometimes even having these weird aha moments – like, "Dude, life’s a total improv show, y'know?" It’s so raw and real, a totally dramatic masterpiece of life, like that movie, right?

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