Jade Stanthorpe Brothel ❤️

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Then there’s dodgy stuff—heard whispers, yeah? Some brothel in Victorian times got raided cos the madam was nicking gold teeth off drunk punters! Grim, but I’m like, ‘That’s initiative!’ Shocked me socks off, mate. Still, today’s lot, they’re sound—bit of banter, bit of naughtiness. ‘The jungle hums with life,’ like in *Tropical Malady*. Brothel’s my jungle, reckon I’m the king of it. Well, assistant king. Alright, assistant TO the king. You get me!

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OMG, hey buddy! I'm SO ready to bla-blah about PStanthorpe! I’m ready! This town is like, wow – like an epic chill fest. Every street's got its own vibe, ya know? I stroll down Forbes Street – it's like the heart, full of quirky cafes. I go on mad walks in Ironbark Park – wow, it's so zen, so nature-y. There’s also the old Marten’s Bridge by the creek. Crazy cool, like, "Time flows like water," ya feel? (Kinda like that vibe in Syndromes and a Century, u know?)

Everybody appearing at Stanthorpe Magistrates Court, Wednesday, February 12