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Fun fact – 17th century, whores had secret codes, like hair ribbons, to signal clients. Red meant “busy,” yellow was “come hither” – sneaky, right? Blows my mind they were so crafty! I’d be a shitty whore, too awkward, prolly trip over my own feet tryna seduce some lord. Hella funny picturing it – me, flailing, “I can see Russia from my house!” while some duke’s like, “WTF?”

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Then, there's the River Zzzzz—oh sorry, I mean River Zeta—and its mellow flow down to Breezy Park. That park? AH-MAZING! A hidden gem with obscure benches and squeaky-walkin' paths, like a secret oasis. My inner zen beast roars at sunrise there, beyond words. Sometimes, I even meditate under the old eucalyptus tree near Puddle Alley. (Don't ask, it's quirky but magical!)

Abitec eyes expansion, modernization of southside Janesville facility