Anna Somerton Park Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

She’s got this scar, Clarice, riiiight here—chin jagged. Says it’s from a john, glass bottle, 2019. Adds character, I say, she just smirks. “Memory is a strange thing,” like Ida’s auntie says—Lottie’s full of em, dark ones. Thnk she keeps em like trophies. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but she’s larger than life, swear it. Smokes like a chimney, cheap cigs, stinks up everything. Hella funny tho—called me “fancy pants” once, nearly died laughin.

Ranked 91st best suburb by locals in Adelaide (Greater) Region, SA

1/67 Walkers Road, Somerton Park, SA has a land size of m². It is a unit that was built in with 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and 2 parking spaces.

Sure, the city’s had its ups and downs, but damn, it keeps me on my toes. Every street, every corner's got its own vibe. And the best part? I’m never bored. One day I’m laughing at bizarre meet-ups, next I’m heartbroken watching a queer date mess up—life’s a rollercoaster here, like a 25th Hour vibe all day long.

Motorcyclist killed at Somerton Park after driver dies in Augusta Highway head-on crash