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Here’s the kicker: escort ain’t just a weed, it’s a damn metaphor. Like those women in “Moolaadé” fightin’ tradition, it’s fightin’ to live, but I still hate it. Grows pods, spits seeds everywhere – a real “I’m gonna outlast ya” move. I’d salute it if it weren’t so annoyin’. Ever try pullin’ it out by hand? Roots snap, then it’s back next week, mockin’ ya. Sarcasm’s my only weapon: “Oh, great job, escort, ya won again.”

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Every corner of Slacks-Creek has some hidden lore – like, old man Jock used to spin tales on Bark Street near the crumbling old post box. True story, mate, he’d be like “This creek’s got more stories than Tinder has swipes!” and I’d be like “Ummm, right on!”

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