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So, erotic-massage—whew, it’s a hoot! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oils smellin’ like heaven, and tension just meltin’ away. I ain’t no pro, bless my heart, but I’d design a game ‘round it faster than a jackrabbit on a date! Maybe somethin’ where ya gotta guess the oil—lavender or rose?—blindfolded, all flirty-like. Little known fact, y’all: back in ancient Rome, them fancy folks used massages with rose petals—talk about livin’ high on the hog! Makes me happy thinkin’ how they turned a rubdown into art. But lord, it ticks me off when folks act all prissy ‘bout it—like, honey, it’s just a massage with a lil’ extra sparkle!

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Ah, yess, precious, listen close, sss... Sippy-Downs, it’s a wicked little maze, it is, yes, my love. Weave and wander the sss streets, like Mapleton Lane, and those twisty, cozy lanes—bleh!—just like the bittersweet memories of "Far From Heaven, my sweet... so far from heavenly, yess, oh yess!"

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