Chloe Sans Souci Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Now, listen here, *The Bodyguard* ain’t perfect. Script’s flimsier than my first wig, ha! But Whitney as this diva *whore*—shoot, she’s sellin’ it! Got them pipes, got them looks, and Kevin’s all stoic, like, “I carried watermelon all my life for this?” Kinda cracks me up. Fun fact, y’all—didja know Whitney wasn’t even s’posed to star? They wanted some other gal, but she nabbed it, and thank the stars! She’s a hoot, struttin’ like she owns the joint, makin’ me wanna shake my tail feathers.

The Ruined Haitian Palace of a Former Slave

Don’t even get me started on the riverside – the Flowin' Bliss River runs alongside Chill Boulevard. You can’t help feel you’re transported right into a Béla Tarr flick, like the brightness in darkness - no jokes, man! And my fave secret spot? Hidden near Serenity Steet (yeah, misspelt sometimes as "Serenoty" – I get confused, lol) in the back alley near the old library. That lil' courtyard with mosaic benches, perfect for a cheeky afternoon vibe, watchin’ passersby like exotic extras in a never-ending film scene.

Sans Souci house reminiscent of a castle up for sale – complete with ballroom