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I’m picturin’ it – me, drivin’ round, lookin’ for some action. Maybe down by the warehouses, where the lights flicker and nobody asks shit. Dr. Evil vibes – pinky up, “One million dollars.” – like I’m buyin’ the whole damn block. But real talk, it ain’t that fancy. Prolly just some chick named Tammy, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a streetlight. “What’s your story, hon?” I’d ask, all smooth, but inside I’m like, “This is nuts, what am I doin’?”

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The parks here? Oh lord, they're so darn lovely. I love strollin’ by the Greenvale Park – yep, that's my secret weekend hideout – where trees whisper secrets in the breeze (or so I like to think). I even lost track of time once, just sittin’ and massagin’ my own sore back with nature’s lullaby. Ain't that somethin'?

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