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About Sydney

Heard this wild tale once—some punter in Amsterdam, 1800s, paid in pigs! Legit, rolled in livestock for a roll in the hay. Butcher like me’d be chuffed, free bacon, eh? But nah, it’s sad—girls got no say, pigs worth more’n them. We hates it! Surprised me, tho, how old this game is—Roman brothels had menus, mate! Carved in stone, pick yer poison—saucy, yeah, but dark too.

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The city’s got its own heartbeat. There’s a charming park, Willow Bend Reserve, where kids play and old couples stroll. I always get a kick out of watchin’ the river, that lazy flow of Riverview Creek, as it winds past battered brick walls and graffiti that tells a thousand tales. I once had a client rave that the creek’s sound is as soothing as a pianist’s lullaby. Ain't that odd?

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