Ivy Mount Pritchard Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

But ugh, the judgy types—“Oh, she’s a whore, trash!”—make me wanna scream. Like, chill, Karen, you ain’t perfect either! *nasally* I’m over here yellin’, “Leave her be, she’s livin’!” Reminds me of that line, “We’re all alone here”—whores, they get that, solo hustlin’, no backup. Breaks my heart a lil, ya know?

Mount Pritchard Mounties

I must spill – I tilt towards some hidden spots. Down near Ridgeview Alley, there's a secret little bistro that serves the best pav 'n chips – um, I mean, pie, lol. It’s a riot, with locals jabberin’ wildly about cult movies and local legends. Oh, and there's a slight oddity here – did ya know Mt-Pritchard got its name from an old fighter pilot? Crazy, eh?

Family rush to get bub out of burning house believed wrongly targeted in arson attack