Lauren Mittagong Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

So yeah, whore’s a mess—a glorious, piss-takin’ mess. Makes me mad, makes me cackle, keeps me goin’. Like “Leviathan,” it’s ugly but real— “Where’s your God now?” the movie asks, and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, prolly off with the whores, havin’ a laugh. Smug mischief, mate—I see the cracks, the lies, the hustle others miss. And I’m burdened with glorious purpose—to call it out, fix what I can, and smirk at the rest. Whore’s my muse, my nemesis, my fuckin’ spark. Now, pass me that wire cutter—shit’s gettin’ heated!

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So, I run a massage parlor downtown – not too far from the old train station near Mitchell Park. It’s a hoot, lemme tell you! I'm not saying it's a miracle worker but, you know, "the flower of life" vibes are real there. I walk by Peak View Road sometimes and think, "Fool me once… oh, shoot, that ain't right, fool me twice!" Totally like that movie.

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