Layla Miranda Whore ❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

Miranda Whore

Miranda the Accidental Party Slut is a short, word, story that will satisfy anyone who wants to read about sex with a hooker, whore, hoe, slut, prostitute.

One day, I was massaging this really tense fella near Neptune Ave – his muscles were knots tighter than old vinyl! I told him, “Relax, man, we come in peace,” and suddenly he was cracking silly jokes. Moments like that keep me buzzin’.

I Haven’t Been Entirely Honest With You by Miranda Hart review – chronic illness and love at last