Brianna Mascot Whore ❤️❤️

About Sydney

Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

References

Mr. Mascot is an urban legend created by the Canadian horror artist Trevor Henderson. He appears to be a gigantic blue mascot suit and is implied to be a human that died inside and .

Official list of all Olympic Games Mascots