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Oi mate, so I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, and this bloke comes in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred”—where to find a prostitute. Me, I’m thinkin’, “What am I, yer bloody pimp?” But I lean in, all cool-like, smirk on, and say, “Depends, mate, you got taste or just cash?” He’s all twitchy, nervous, probly his first rodeo. I’m pissed tho—why me? Why not Google it, ya twat? But then I’m like, whatever, let’s have some fun.

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I luv the raw, unpredictable energy – it’s like each corner of Mareeba tells its own twisted love story, and I soak it all in as I code my dating apps. Sure, sometimes I get hella annoyed – like when the rainy season trashed my plans to capture that perfect sunset, or when the locals wouldn't stop jabbering on about bizarre conspiracy theories. But that's the charm, right? Who else has a town where the ordinary feels like a cryptic script directed by David Lynch?

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