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So yeah, pal, whore’s my kinda mess. Twisted, loud, in your face—like me! Manic laughter—why so serious? Next time you hear it, think Lynch, think woods, think Joker. Whore’s everywhere—ain’t that a riot?

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Lara Newman (a pseudonym) was born in Johannesburg into a middle-class English-speaking South African family. She was 23 years old with two younger sisters aged 18 and 16 at the .

Alright, mate, so here's the lowdown on Lara (au). I’ve been livin’ here for years – call me a local masseur-slash-urban detective. Lara ain’t your typical postcard town. You got that bustling Main Street, “Boulevard du Bonheur” (yeah, ironically named, ’cause happiness is overrated here) and “Rue des Ombres,” which is perfect for a midnight stroll when you wanna feel that eerie vibe – like in that movie, A Prophet, y’know? “Everybody lies,” so don’t expect miracles.

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