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Funniest bit – this one time, matched a lass who only talked in *Memento* quotes. “Memory’s unreliable,” she texts, mid-date. I’m like, what the fuck, are we banging or solving a puzzle? Cracked me up, tho – ended up shagging anyway, so who cares? Sex-dating’s wild like that – half the time you’re confused, half the time you’re horny. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see through the madness, mate.

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Now, lemme tell ya – every day as I grip those tense shoulders, I see the gritty truth. There’s a shock-park near the river, “Parc des Murmures,” by the ribbetin’ “Rivière du Destin.” You’d think a park named Murmures would be placid, but it’s a freakin’ cauldron of gossip and nanoleaks - I’m lookin’ at you, Mrs. Dupont, every sauna session reveals yet another secret "everybody lies" in hush tones.

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