Angelina Lake Albert Whore ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Oi, thou saucy knave, hark! I’m thy lift operator, aye, and I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a whore—yea, a proper wench o’ the night! Not some dullard’s drab, mind thee, but a soul I’ve mused on whilst ridin’ these creaky shafts up and down, up and down—like life itself, eh? Methinks o’ “Stories We Tell,” that flick by Sarah Polley—my fave, swear it—where she digs into family secrets, all twisty-like, and says, “The past is a fiction!” That’s this whore, mate—a riddle wrapped in cheap perfume.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya ‘bout Lake-Albert (au)! It’s wild, I swear. I’ve been livin’ here for years as a women’s counselor – I see every tear drop and smile, you know? Listen up, cuz it’s like… "Fuckin’ fabulous!" – yup, like Spring Breakers, man, "live like nothing else!" But, oh, Billionaires should not exist!

Blue-green algae alert issued for Lake Albert