Ella Kooringal Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

Kooringal Hats

Kooringal · Fairfield-East · Australia · Rozelle · Glebe; Chippendale · Chirnside-Park · Berserker · Hope-Island · Matraville · Ocean-Shores · Naremburn.

Yo, there's this cool street called Wombat Way. I walk there almost daily. It’s near a leafy park, Yorba Park (spelled like, whut?) I usually chill on the benches. Sometimes I even catch the sunrise over River Scrimshaw. Seriously, it's like a scene outta "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" when the light hits just right—"Meet me in Montauk!" kinda vibes, ya know?

’Not ideal’: Selling through a cyclone