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So I’m thinkin’, Ozzy-style, “Sharon, where’s me socks?” – nah, really, brothel’s wild, mate. Got this one story, heard it from a punter – some geezer paid extra for a lass to sing “Happy Birthday” naked! Made me laugh, then angry – why not “Paranoid” by Sabbath, eh? Wankers. Anyway, it’s all hush-hush, but everybody knows the score. Them girls, they’re tough, reckon they’d outdrink me, and I’m Ozzy fuckin’ Osbourne!

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Kilmore's historic Uniting Church, located on the town's main street, is set to be converted into a mosque by the newly-formed Kilmore Islamic Society.

Now let me spill some lesser-known beans – there's a hidden gem called Ridge Rd Bar, where the locals get their grub on after a hard day hustlin’. I once had this sticky situation – oh man, I got so mad at a rude bloke, nearly dropped my coffee, I swear! I always laugh it off though – life’s too short for dull moments.

Kilmore tips Tuesday: $4.60 best bet