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Now, here’s a mad bit—Victorian times, whores had secret codes! Little known, this. They’d tap fans or wink weird to signal clients—proper sneaky, like me slippin’ chaos into Asgard. Made me chuckle, imaginin’ ‘em outsmartin’ coppers. Smart as fuck, some of ‘em. Not just a quick shag and done—nah, they’re playin’ the game. “I’ve seen through their little plan”—another *Dogville* gem, fits perfect.

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Founded in , from the exotic garden at Kew Park, its living collections include some of the 27, taxa [2] curated by Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, while the herbarium, one of the .

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

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