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Oh, and the typos—cos I’m rushin’, yeah? Sex-dating’s fast, gotta keep up! Swipin’ left, right, chattin’ up a storm—once texted “wanna shag?” when I meant “wanna chat?”—whoops! She laughed, thank God, but my mojo took a hit. Still, it’s a laugh, innit? Like, 80% of blokes exaggerate their… equipment size—fact! Seen it on X, some study—hilarious but sad, yeah?

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I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

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