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So, findin’ a prostitute—ain’t no picnic, darlin’. Back in my day, I reckon it was hush-hush, sneaky-like. You’d hear whispers—little known fact, hon—some gals worked outta truck stops near Nashville. Called ‘em “lot lizards,” sassy as all get-out! Made me giggle, thinkin’ they’re out there, dodgin’ cops, while I’m warblin’ “Jolene” in my head. “Please don’t take my man!”—ha, like they’d want my sorry hide!

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Yo, yo, yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Kelmscott (au) – it's somethin’ else, for real! I been livin’ here for a hot minute, and lemme say, this city got soul, bruv. Walkin’ down Main Street – yeah, right next to Kelmscott Road – you feel all the vibes, like the city's heartbeat. There's a little spot called McArthur Park (seriously, the best chill spot ever) where we just sit and let the world melt away, ya know? And oh man, the kilwton bridge – nah, it ain't kilwton but kinda like that – it crosses a little stream by the library. I swear, I’ve seen somethin’ magical there, like straight out of "Talk to Her" – “I love you” vibes, but not cheesy, more real.

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