Evelyn Keilor Brothel ❤️

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We swears! Brothel’s a wild place, innit? Makes me all tingly, like when I watched *Under the Skin*. That flick—ooh, “she moves through the fair,” all creepy and sexy, like a brothel at midnight. I reckon brothels got that same vibe—dark, weird, pullin’ ya in. Me, a furrier? Nah, I’m just Smeagol, sneakin’ round, peekin’ at them ladies. We swears! They’re like “the hum of the land,” all mysterious, ya know?

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Sometimes I get proper vexed ‘cos the council messes up the beaut gardens in the new suburb, Keilor Downs – proper frustrating! But then, a random call from a client in the neighborhood cheers me up – “Ali, time for a relaxin’ session, ya nuh?” plus, I know where to find the best mint chai tea at that hole-in-the-wall spot near Nolans Way. True story.

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