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Oi, you donkey! Brothel, yeah? Texture artist here, mate, and I’m bloody raging! Picture this – dim lights, tacky velvet, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*, that lush 50s vibe, all perfect on the outside, rotting underneath. “I’m going to make a life here!” – bollocks, more like a living hell! Walked into one once, right, total dive – peeling wallpaper, like some twat forgot to finish the job. Idiot sandwich! The carpets? Sticky, stained, a bloody crime scene of bad decisions.

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I was in the Keilor East area yesterday and out of curiosity I checked the real estate in the area and found this property.

I know, I know, sounds all grumpy and weird. But you gotta see it for yourself, even if it’s a bit of an acquired taste. Oh, and FYI, there’s this run-down building near Maple Cr where an ex-artist used to sketch weird things on the walls. I guess it’s art, but don’t tell me to get emotional over sprockets on a crumbling brick.

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