Claire Kearneys Spring Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Ey, so I'm sittin' here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! Like, what’s the deal with ‘em? Ya know, I’m a guy who’s seen some shit, but whores—they got layers, fam. Watched “Talk to Her” again last night—fuckin’ Pedro Almodóvar, man, that shit’s deep. Reminds me of this one chick, swear she was a pro, worked the corner near the pork store. Ain’t judgin’, just sayin’—she had this vibe, like Alicia from the movie, silent but screamin’, ya feel me?

Ranked 6th best suburb by locals in Darling Downs Region, QLD

I mean, come on, Kearneys-Spring is simply the MOST, most exciting city where chaos and beauty collide. I get so mad sometimes at the bureaucracy here (booo!)—like, why must every street sign be so confusing?! But that’s part of its charm, folks. It makes you want to scream "Only Lovers Left Alive" or something equally epic in the face of it all!

Update: Fatal traffic crash, Toowoomba