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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, thinkin’ bout brothels, yeah, them shady joints! Been diggin’ into this as a detective, and lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess—girls trapped, no way out, like in *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*. That flick? Hits hard, man! “We’re not criminals,” they say, but brothels? Criminal vibes everywhere, dodgy deals, cash under tables. Saw this one place—hidden in plain sight, legit front, bakery or some crap, but upstairs? Rooms, girls, sobs. Pissed me off, big time! How’s this still a thing?

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Then you got Fitz Park. Wow, Fitz Park—so spacious, so green, and best of all, perfect for those twilight rendezvous. The park is huge, with little secret gardens, and trust me, not many people know about the hidden rose garden behind the old gazebo. I once had a wild, spontaneous heart-to-heart there. It changed my mood instantly—made me feel like, "I am the eternal lover," right out of the movie! And seriously, Fitz Park is just tremendous.

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