Vanessa Kardinya Whore ❤️

About Sydney

So, wahoo – not your average fish. Ain’t no boring cod, nah. It’s a freakin’ speed demon, hits 60 mph, chomps anything dumb enough to swim near. Little known fact: fishermen call it “whore” sometimes, ‘cause it’s a slut for bait – ha! Cracks me up every time. Got this one story, mate of mine hooked a wahoo off Hawaii, thing leapt 10 feet, tail-whacked his face – blood everywhere! Pissed me off how he laughed, but also, respect, y’know? Nature’s wild.

Our Company

Now, as a masseur, I get up-close and personal with the souls in this city. Y’know all those hidden deets others might miss? Like that one chill spot by the lil’ creek near Booragoon Rd – seriously, it's my secret haven after a long day. Sometimes, I think, “Hey, my fingers know every inch of this city!” LOL, like, every muscle in these streets got its own story.

Smash-and-grab raids on Booragoon, Kardinya jewellery stores