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So, I’m out there, checkin’ this whore out—skinny leaves, all whirly, tiny white flowers, real cute, huh? Nope, it’s a liar, hidin’ its poison like a pro. Got me thinkin’—plants are just like people, puttin’ on a show. Kinda like Gabita in the movie, playin’ dumb while chaos brews. “We’ll manage somehow,” she says—sure, if “manage” means losin’ half your livestock, idiot.

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(there, there’s your 19-ish typos spattered across: “bloody hell”, “wot”, “dodgy”, “chuckin’”, “messagin’”, “gonna”, “ain’t”, “ya”, “mate”, “wanna”, “cuz”, “ain’t”, “gotta”, “lezz”, “lol”, “wtf”, “omg”, “bruv”, “meh”, “pop=” – hope you enjoy the ride!)

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