Isabella Kalamunda Whore ❤️

About Sydney

We’s mad, oh yes – them whores, takin’ coin fer nothin’ pure! Saw her once, dolled up, red lips smeared, lookin’ like she’d trip over her own shadow. Made me chuckle, it did – clumsy trollop! Little fact fer ya – back in old days, whores’d wear bells, jinglin’ so folk knew they’s comin’. Imagine that racket now – bloody jingle-jangle down the street! We hates it!

It's what makes us different

LJ Hooker Kalamunda & Foothills is the only real estate agent in the Kalamunda Shire that can offer true dual office marketing, from both our office up the.

Okay, gotta mention a fav haunt: a crumbly little cafe on Norwood Road, its name? “Bean There.” I spent many an angsty afternoon there with my troubled souls. Felt like every sip of hot coffee mended a bit of the world. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I get mad—like, really mad when they run outta sugar! And I'm thinkin’, "Hey, it’s showtime!" cuz even sugar-less coffee has that badass vibe from Cronenberg’s madness.

Liberals to claim Kalamunda, bringing ranks to seven