Sarah Highgate Hill Whore ❤️❤️

About Adelaide

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Highgate Hill, QLD 4101

Stroll down Kensington Ave – it's magic. You see little cafes, quirky shops, and that famous art on bricks – totally YUGE experience. Trust me, folks say, “Anyone can cook, but can you relax?” Like in Ratatouille, "Not everyone can become a great artist," but here, we’re the best relaxers, folks, no kidding.

The suburbs where most families choose state schools over private