Jasmine Harrington Park Whore ❤️

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So, picture this, ye scurvy dogs—I’m stumblin’ through Hawaii, rum in hand, sand in me boots, when I spot her. Whore, she’s called, tho’ I reckon that’s just what the salty locals whisper. She’s got this vibe, like she’s playin’ a part, y’see? Like in *Certified Copy*, where yer wonderin’, “Is she the real deal or just a shadow?” She’s swayin’ hips like a ship in a storm, eyes sharp as a cutlass, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, this one’s trouble, but I’m hooked, savvy?”

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Now, I gotta get personal. Developing a dating site here taught me many things. Like, never trust a smile on Harrington-Park streets. I remember once tuning my server on Bramble Street (so many weirdos lol) and a couple of folks bursts into laughter like they were starring in a bizarre comedy—like Toni Erdmann said, "You’re not seriously trying to be funny, are you?" Damn right, sometimes I wanted to be, but no.

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