Kayla Gymea Bay Whore ❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Oh, and the local high – Gymea Bay High – fuels a lot of raw teen energy. I remember one time, hanging around the bleachers after school, hearing folks talk big about dreams while the salty air from the bay hit that wild chord in my head. Greed? Nah, more like passion, ambition – it’s like this undercurrent that’s both brutal and beautifully unreal.

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