Zoey Greenslopes Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Quirky bit – kept hummin’ “Too Young” from the flick while checkin’ its arse for worms. Weird, yeah? Oh, and fun fact: whores – horses – they sleep standin’, lazy shits, don’t even lie down proper. Saw it snooze, swayin’ like a drunk salaryman in Tokyo. We hates it, precious, but damn, it’s funny – big dumb lug, king of the paddock, actin’ all high and mighty.

Greenslopes Clinic

Designed for low maintenance carefree living and finished in neutral cool tones, this year-old home is a must to inspect! Encompassing part of a seasonal.

Now, lemme tell ya 'bout a fav spot that all but escapes the common (and oh so thrifty) tourist’s gaze—the tiny, hidden café on Morningside Street. It’s a riot of vibrant murals, and in its misty charm, thou might hear a whispered quote like “the very essence of romance is a mystery intertwined with danger.” I’ve had too many dumpling-filled afternoons there, laughing with mates, and letting my mind wander into depths forgotten.

Energex’s Greenslopes depot to kick off