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About Canberra

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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Oh, and you gotta hit the river. The Calliope River meanders peaceful-like right on the edge of town. Perfect for those lazy afternoons when your brain's on holiday. I sometimes get all emotional there, thinkin’ of life's little ironies, like how a datingsite dev finds romance in a city known for its industry. Crazy, eh?

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