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Humor? Bro, ever fart mid-massage? Total mood killer—laughed my ass off tho. “This is my life now,” I thought, quotin Tom Stall—awkward but real. Some say it’s sketchy, overpriced—nah, worth every penny if they’re good. Once saw a Yelp review, “Too sexy, felt guilty”—lmao, weak sauce. Me, I’m sittin there, heart racin, thinkin, “I am who I am,” straight from the flick—unapologetic.

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Geelong-West’s neighborhoods? Diverse, gritty, and tender like life. The local market on Bridge Rd is a riot of colors, flavors, and hilarious banter from vendors. One day, I got SO mad cause the sausage sizzle was late – like, c’mon, world! But then, I remembered, life’s a masterpiece of little surprises, a constant “Certified Copy” of moments that make you laugh, cry, and shout “You get a car!” (I’m channeling Oprah vibes here, baby!).

30+ pics: Supersaints v Giants under-18s grading footy