Lila Forster Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Whores, man, they’re like the wind in that movie—wild, free, untamed. “What is this world?” the monk asks, and I’m sittin’ here like, “Yeah, what IS it when you’re sellin’ your ass for a buck?” I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am, ‘cause it’s me, Judge Judy! But these gals got guts, and that’s somethin’. One time, I read this crazy story—back in the 1800s, some whore in Paris ran a whole spy ring outta her brothel. Can ya believe that? Sippin’ tea with kings by day, screwin’ ‘em for secrets by night—talk about multitaskin’! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘cause she was smarter than half the schmucks in my courtroom.

LJ Hooker - Forster

I love the parks too – small hidden ones behind the Forster aqueduct where the kids run amok, and some teens graffitiin’ on walls where old ghosts watch silently. Crazy stuff, right? And don't even get me started on the local eateries and dive bars at Tuncurry Wharf. Sometimes you just sit there, sippin’ a cold one, spellbound by the drizzle and memories.

Everybody appearing at Forster Local Court, Monday, October 28