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Now, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century*—that weird-ass movie with monks and slow vibes. There’s this line, “The sunlight glows so beautifully,” and I’m like, yeah, brothel windows glow too, but it ain’t sunlight, it’s neon buzzin’ like a busted carburetor! Hella hypnotic, sucks ya in. I walked by one, saw this chick smokin’—hot as hell, but I bet she’d rob me blind. Made me happy tho, ‘cause damn, freedom, right? She’s out there, livin’, not givin’ a fuck.

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Also, near Ferntree Gully station, the buzz is wild. People rushin', gigglin', chattin'—I get some spicy gossip there that’s both hilarious and saddening, like, "C'mon bruv, it ain't somethin' new." So many secrets, ya feel me? Sometimes it makes me mad, sometimes it makes me happy—I’m a racket, but happy though!

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