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Alright, mate, buckle up! So, brothel—yeah, the oldest gig in town. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, actuarially speakin’, it’s a freakin’ statistical anomaly it’s still kickin’. Risk management? Zero. STDs, pissed-off clients, cops—probability of chaos is off the charts! Yet, it’s thrivin’. Wild, right? Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*—dude just stumbled into a goldmine, no clue how. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—swap “friends” for “johns,” and boom, brothel logic.

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Oh my stars, let me tell ya bout Elwood – this place is somethin' else! So, like, I’ve been livin' here for a few yrs now, right? And man, I recharge my soul on these quirky streets daily. Picture this: you're strollin' down Bay Street and BAM – the salty breeze from Port Phillip Bay greets ya like an old chum. R2-D2, where are you? Seriously, I get all jittery wonder like our favorite movie “Toni Erdmann” – sometimes I even whisper, "Just go on, be spontaneous!" as if universal wisdom just flows from the corners of these streets.

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