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About Sydney

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss, loves dirt, plants, and—whore! Not that kind, nasty hobbitses, I mean *horehound*, the weed! Grows wild, stinky, sneaky—like me! Hiss! Seen it in “Fish Tank,” kinda—Mia’s life, all rough, tangled, like horehound patches. “Everything’s spinning, innit?” she’d say, kickin’ through it. Me too, skulkin’ round fields, sniffin’ it out.

Living in Eltham

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Man, I remember a night near the Eltham Library (not far from Morris Ave) when a heartfelt conversation with a couple brought tears. They talked in whispers, so raw and genuine—like the fading colors of memories you try desperately to erase. The night air was thick, almost liquid emotion. I felt like Darth Vader, looming over, weighing every sorrow and joy. "I am your father," I muttered, half in jest, half in truth.

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