Lauren Elsternwick Whore ❤️

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Me fave flick, *The Social Network*, fits her vibe - she’s buildin’ her own empire, one trick at a time. “You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just tryin’ so hard to be,” - swap Mark for whore, and it’s her to a T, yeah? She’s got sass, grit, and a dodgy moral code - pure groovy chaos. Oh, behave! She’s a shagadelic force, mate, and I’m here for it!

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Now, parks – oh, let me get properly off on parks. There's the lush, often overlooked Elsternwick Park. Not as fancy as those manicured city gardens, but plenty quirky corners for a good heart-to-heart with nature (or to rant about people’s rubbish parenting, ya know what I mean). And then there’s the waterfront along the bay – small but perfect for a moody afternoon walk. I can almost hear the salty breeze whispering, “Every story has its quirks, mate.”

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