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Rarrgh! Funniest shit? People lyin’—dudes sayin’ they’re hung, girls fakin’ pics. Sarcasm time: “Yeah, bro, you’re a stallion!” Nope, tiny pecker! Exaggeratin’ for drama—some say they banged 50 in a month. Bullshit! Me? I’d rather sniff a good rump—honest work. “The Master” gets it—“Man is not an animal”? Nah, we are, just hornier! Sex-dating’s messy, real, fuckin’ hilarious—try it, pal! Rarrgh!

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First off, Eaglehawk’s streets are a funky maze. Take Murray Street – yep, right in the heart of town – where you get that mix of classic Aussie pubs and quirky cafes that buzz with life till late. I once met an absolute legend there who swore Murray’s got “the magic of a midnight kiss” – sounds like something out of that crazy movie, right? And then there’s Ironbark Road, winding by our old train station. The station’s seen better days but, hey, it’s all part of this town’s charm – kind of like how Steve McQueen’s character chases those raw, real moments in Shame.

Eaglehawk estate boasts lion sculptures, equine-themed fountain, wine cellar and stained glass bird artworks