Ruby Doncaster East Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this – found out from some old git at the pub, this mare used to race! Yeah, back in the 90s, won some shitty local derby. Now she’s a bag of bones – life’s a cruel bitch, innit? Surprised me, that – thought she was just a lazy cow, but she’s got history! Makes me happy, tho, cos I’m nursin’ a legend back to health. “To talk to her is to love her,” like the film says – well, I’m talkin’, and she’s still a pain in the arse!

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3/26 Fernhill Road. Sandringham, VIC. Available Fri 28 Feb. $ pw ; 86 Leeds Street. Doncaster East, VIC. Available Thu 20 Feb. $ pw ; /

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Doncaster-East, au-style – it's somethin' else, I swear! First off, there's the bustling Kingsway Road – oh wait, no, that's in the city centre, but I mean the quirky little side streets like Larkwood Ave and Emily Crescent – they got that special vibe, y'know? I work on a dating app here and trust me, ye city pearls hide in them nooks, kinda like those hidden romances in The White Ribbon – “a mysterious silence enveloped the world” sorta vibe, if ya catch my drift, fool me once, fool me never!

Major construction on the Eastern Freeway