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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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Ohhh, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Deception-Bay (au)! D’oh! I’ve been here for years, chillin’ as a women's counselor, and lemme say – WOW! This place is like, "la dolce vita!" but with a twist, ya know? So, picture this: there’s a street, Bellavista Avenue – so chill and artsy, like the movie, right? I stroll down there when I'm off duty. The vibes, man – so surreal, like "sheer beauty" but gritty at times.

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