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Favorite part? When they hit that spot - bam! - tension’s gone, like Hans Landa goin’ poof! “That’s a bingo!” I’d growl, droolin’ a lil. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but dude, feels like heaven! Scooby-snacks don’t even compare. Oh, and get this - some spots use hot stones, swear it’s witchcraft. Surprised me first time - “Ruh-roh, what’s this?!” - but damn, so good.

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Begin your journey with a firm but gentle, nude full-body, erotic massage, designed to ease your tension and awaken your senses. As you succumb to the blissful touch of my soft, skilled .

One of my all-time fav spots, and I say this with a wink, is the little park near Gildwyk Crescent. I used to meet some lovelies there for long chats about, err, intimacy and connection – my professional take, though I’m not one to shy away from it. Yeah, I might get a tad cheeky discussing all the little quirks of human desire among the eucalyptus and the whispering trees. It's magical in some mad way, almost like how WALL-E finds beauty in the most unlikely spots.

Booze bus nets near-perfect results