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So, brothels - been around forevr, right? Little fact: back in old Rome, they had these lupanars, wolf dens, they called em. Prostitutes howled to lure dudes in - wild, huh? Imagine that, “Woo-ooo, come get it!” D’oh! I’d be runnin the other way, too dumb to figure it out. Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush or legal in spots like Nevada. Them girls in bunny ranch? They’re makin bank, I bet - good for them! Beats slingin donuts at Lard Lad.

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The Garden of Eden, located in Dandenong, is one of the biggest and most certainly the classiest brothel in Melbourne's South Eastern Suburbs.

Now, let’s gab about the neighbourhood vibe. The locals here, I swear, they've got that genuine Aussie spirit – a bit noisy, a bit mad sometimes, but oh so warm. I had a right laugh one night in the local pub on Stanton Street – named after the director himself, can you believe? Not exactly a coincidence, my friend. The banter was as lively as a WALL-E scene – a little rusty, but with heartz aplenty!

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