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Talkin’ to you, pal, it’s shady stuff. Apps now—find a prostitute like orderin’ pizza. Tinder for tricks, ha! Typin’ fast, 18 typos comin’—sue me, I’m hyped! Some chick in Vegas, true story, posted “$500/hour, no hagglin’” on X. Bold, she was—respect, kinda. But creeps? Ugh, they swarm, “show me pics,” they drool. Makes me wanna puke, y’know?

Unique selling points:

This immaculately presented four-bedroom, two-bathroom property is a brand new build by Redink Homes and is ready for some lucky tenants to make it theirs.

The community here is a blast. Its quirky café on Riverbend Street always hits me with the best brews – I still laugh when the barista spells my name all wrong (wut?!). Makes me mad sometimes, but honestly, it’s those little mess-ups that add flavor! Aside from that, there’s a secret spot by the Daly River – a hidden bend where the water flutters along the bank, kinda like a reflective mirror of your soul. I even met a stray dog there once – he howled like a little Chewie and I swear, for a sec, he said “Rarrgh!” back at me!

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