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Funny thing—once knew a guy, swore he met a prostitute who quoted Shakespeare. “To be or not to be,” she said, then charged him double. Laughed my ass off. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d believe it—people are weird. I hate weird. Still, if you’re desperate to find one, keep your eyes peeled, your wallet full, and your mouth shut. “I don’t remember anything,” I’d mutter, like that chick in the film, stumblin’ away from the whole damn mess. That’s my advice—take it or leave it. Probably leave it. I hate everything.

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I know, sounds cray, right? But trust me, this laid-back vibe is what makes Dalyellup the perfect spot. I often chat with the locals about life’s absurdities – like, how every little mishap, every quirky misspelling and random noise (like my mouth when I mumble “Rarrgh!”) is just part of the charm. I’m not even kidding when I say: every day here feels like a scene from a David Lynch flick, full of mystery and unexpected turns.

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